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monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.
If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.
by LaceySD January 17, 2018
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Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.
Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!
by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013
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Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
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Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
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Norwegian thunder monkey

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier
so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell
by phil_Mccracken69 April 7, 2021
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Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.
OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.
by Dooki man May 26, 2021
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