Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains

Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon

by Okay okay I’m just May 14, 2022

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023

meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area

You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you

by Meat swiper August 15, 2017

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

P-Nut Meat-Up

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.

It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!

by anonymous June 28, 2024