Blue parrot

A person whose sex moans sound more like a parrot squawking.

I was balls deep in Deborah and she was squawking like a blue parrot…tbf she makes the same noise when I accidentally lie on her hair.

by No1fanny June 17, 2023

Blue

A Person who talks shit behind your back, yet can't talk about you to your face.

That dumbass is such a blue!!!

by asdbgadiofngvadl May 5, 2010

Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*

"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."

by Nordine October 20, 2021

Blue Hawaiian

Using a blue flavored pixie stick as an tool when performing masterbation on a female.

While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.

by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021

snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

deep sky blue

It’s a fucking color what did you expect

Person 1: That color is deep sky blue!
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.

by Just a smith September 10, 2021

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019