The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.
Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.
by Cola Kid November 16, 2019

by Waist_of_Sperm February 9, 2019

A Russo- Israely ginger Youtuber that loves to talk about little kids and lives in The Peripheria. Guy Pololich was born on the 11 day to September along with his sister in the Nagorno Karabakh Republic to 2 happy parents: Nadav HaTzav, and Rhum. After their parents tamped Guy and her sister from their home, the 2 of them became adopted. Guy was adopted by a chinless monk, known as "LeafyIsHere", and his sister was adopted by a special IDF unit called "koakh Hardon".
by CaptainKroopnik October 14, 2019

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.
by ChefZac August 4, 2019

by pinkalicious April 9, 2022

what in the gen z
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by burn your fat November 25, 2024

A guy that shows up only when he wants something from a girl and than leaves you on hold when no longer feels the need to use you or your.
I just talked to this guy and he wanted a picture of me and I gave him a pic but than after I gave a him a pic of what he wanted he left me on hold and never got back at me till he wanted something else from me there for I know heโs a peekaboo guy.
by Ruben Lorenzana Jr May 9, 2020
