meat riditry

The study or act of meat riding a person to oblivion.

This fucking meat riding prick MATT won’t hop off my meat about everything, he’s a real student of meat riditry.

by nubble August 13, 2025

Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat

Bruce Jenner has minced meat

by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019

meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

by louseinbag May 11, 2021

Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018