Taking a zack

The act of taking a shit in a grocery store after taking all your clothes off.

Bro Im totally taking a Zack after my break.

by Oscar biggy April 17, 2021

Doin a Zack

Doin a Zack is when you travel to Compton to buy a prostitute for the first time. When you see one to your liking, you pull over and ask how much. She gives you a price and gets in the car. You turn to get the money, and when you turn back to face her, a giant 13-inch dick is staring you in the face. Upon seeing this, you kick that ass out of the car and go home to take a shower.

Mike : Oh my god i had the worst night last night.
Jason : Why, what happened?
Mike : I ended up doin a Zack.
Jason :Wtf is that?
Mike : I wanted to buy a prostitute and take her back to my place to get a hellen keller, but then she wipped out the biggest dick i've ever seen.
Jason : O shit that sucks.

by wh #3 January 16, 2010

Uncle Zack

Noun: Any person(s) who occupy the bathroom for an extended period of time while you are defecating.

An Uncle Zack will usually enter the bathroom, be silent, and usually look in the mirror for extended periods. Be careful not to get caught peeking to see if the Uncle Zack has left.

I was done pinching my loaf but couldn't wipe because there was an Uncle Zack in the bathroom.

by ZackD83 December 2, 2009

the zack

1. yes no maybe so.. those r the words of the zack... the zack is a very superoir yet odd sort of race compared to all others.... if you know anything about them please contact us... thank you

2. Rumor: The Zack is a young kid who lives in Brookline, Massachusetts. He has no pets, but a brother who likes to randomly say: yomama1020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. The Zack is notorious for his favorite phrase: Muahahahahahaha

4. Supposedly, he is cool. This opinion varies from person to person.

The Zack is totally like the next Zezima!

by eek! April 7, 2005

gay zack

Gay zack is a complete idiot who is often described as a homophobic gay bastard that live in a basement and plays games and is a card nerd who is secretly in love with his own dick

Oh look at the card nerd! I heard he's a gay zack.

by Hope dobbs November 28, 2021

oh my zack

1. a phrase used in the worship, of one human being to another.
2. Used to express strong emotion, such as lust, passion, bdsm, raunchy intercourse with the opposite member, in most occasions the partner would be named Zack, or Zachary.

Origins: a little girl whose name starts with J, and ends with OYCE.

A. OH MY ZACK! LETS MAKE MAGIC in THE BED.
B. OH MY ZACK! I LOVE KAULAU!
C. OH MY ZACK! I COMED ON THE CARPET
D. OH MY ZACK! I LOVE THIS NOTORIOUS big SONG, ITS SO AWESOME
E. OH MY ZACK! YOU'RE AWFUL! HORRIBLE FRIEND! HMPH!

by Joyce March 13, 2005

(Egg) Zack Leigh

Egg- Zack- Leigh
The most amazing person on the face of the planet. Has a slightly big forehead but an even bigger heart. Loves dogs, and reeses peanut butter cups. Hates bananas and anything squishy.

Beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful soul. Gives amazing hugs when you need assurance and love, and is always there when you need to laugh or cry.

Words can't even begin to describe.

"He's an awesome director, (Egg) Zack Leigh!"

by Begiggledorf December 23, 2011