I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
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Question people ask that either try to make a point, have an hiden agenda or truly trying to help you out.

Should be used in therapy sections.
Person one: Were you silent or were you silenced?
Person two: Silent, I will never let somebody tell to be me silence about who I am... they don't have the right or authority. Especially if all their intentions are to cause harm.
Person one: I hope the best for you.
Person two: Thx
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025
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A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.
Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!
by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024
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I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
by DeltaKT January 4, 2024
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