Yamness

When you are so much of a hot mess you can no longer function properly.
Jiun: I could barely type a full sentence today
Izzy: wow such yamness
by Izzles September 08, 2018
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Yam on it

Wife: will you mind getting me a glass of water

Husband: yam on it !
by Shollah September 09, 2017
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yamming poon

I took rebecca back to my place and i was absolutely yamming poon
by Muncho huncho November 09, 2021
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yam siffy

A word that is used to replace any noun
I'm hungry I'm bout to hit the yam siffy to get some yam you heard me.
by tony two sweaterz June 17, 2014
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yam yak

noun: Food that tastes so good it makes you want to give up your earthly possessions.

verb/adjective: Derived from the word yammy, to consume comfort food that’ll cheer you up more than sexual intercourse with a yammy; pussy.
John Doe: I just bombed my final and feel like shit.
Maree: that’s ok, I have something special planned to help you later tonight. 😉
John Doe: I think I’ll yam yak at Chick-Fil-A instead.
*30 minutes later*

John Doe: That was a hell of a yam yak, I spent $30 at Chick-Fil-A I feel loads better now.
by Stanre July 15, 2024
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Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.
by Paintmonkey March 13, 2007
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yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to
Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!
by Fart1738 December 02, 2024
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