Gormless worm

When you’ve got to Amsterdam for a long weekend involving a lot of booze and Marching powder, and return to your UK workplace and cease to function like a normal human being. Zero human emotions are possible except a gormless, lifeless expression

Any timeframe on when you’ll cease to be a gormless worm ?

by Taxman January 12, 2021

Worms and Sperms

Penis and blue balls

I seen some whore and gave whore some worms and sperms

by Worms and Sperms69 April 26, 2021

bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee February 25, 2012

dune worms

Those chills you get that go up your spine. It feels like a sandworm going up your back.

Jimmy heard his favorite part of that song he likes and it gave him the dune worms.

by sungod-Ra August 28, 2011

pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.

Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.

by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020

skid worm

The name for a penis when doing poopy anal

I’m about to turn my penis into your little skid worm

by Anal,canal April 16, 2020

lemon worm

when you take a lemon and push a worm into it and take out the worm, you get a lemon worm!

mike: was there ever a lemon worm in that lemon?
julie: yes, there was one in there!

by 39209181514 May 29, 2020