Salem Witch Trial 

A sexual act. What you do is, dunk a girl\'s head in a toilet, and as you do it, you pound her, all the while screaming \"she\'s a witch!\" And occasionally flush to give her air. If she is found innocent, she will be freed, if she is guilty, she will be burned at the stake.

Dude, last night I picked up a chick at a club and performed the \"Salem Witch Trial,\" turns out she was a witch.

Salem Witch Trial by Ronco, the brand new god April 26, 2005

Blair Witch 

n.
1. Anything poorly made.

adj. (Blair Witch-ey)
2. To be a simply and utterly appalling actor/actress.

noun.
1. That door is such a blair witch. Look at it, it's falling apart at the hinges!

adj.
2. Did you see that movie 'Tomb Raider'? Yeah, that girl in it was so blair witch-ey.

Blair Witch by K-drizzle January 10, 2008

bitch witch 

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.

dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched

bitch witch by sir ler February 24, 2009

startled the witch 

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

startled the witch by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009

Kitchen Witch 

A slutty woman who spends adequate amounts of time in the kitchen.

"She's a dirty little kitchen witch."

Kitchen Witch by OGKitchenWitch December 9, 2016

jizz witch 

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

jizz witch by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

tha blair witch 

ja rule

"hey look its the blair witches new vid. Oh look its ashanti wid him 'gain.

tha blair witch by anthony bozza November 8, 2003