where ya need me.

An expression for letting your friends know that you are ready to help them out whenever they need. An easy way to let someone know you've got their back.

Homey #1:
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?

Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.

by bigtongs January 20, 2010

Wheretight

A game similar to shag/marry/kill whereby one person names three men (alive, dead, famous or otherwise - as long as they are known to the other person). The other person then has to say where they would put them in an airtight formation.

Richie: "Let's play Wheretight!"
Sharon: "Orsum!"
Richie: "Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, David Guest"
Sharon: "Elvis in the bum, Tom in the muff, David in the mouth.

by Kate Telman April 6, 2011

whereverthefuckistan

A land so far away and in the middle of nowhere that someone would go to only if they are a so called "terrorist" hiding from a superpower nation that wants to blow them to bits. The place you end up when you get lost twice while on your way to fuck where.

The priest runaway to whereverthefuckistan when he caught on camera molesting the little boy in his sunday school class.

by Harold Dream June 18, 2014

Whurl

White Gurl/Girl
Typical White Bitch

Katie- Omfg I'm literally dying like I went to order a Salted Carmel Mocha Delight w/ steamed milk but like they were out of low fat caramel syrup and I had to get a Peppermint Mocha instead. Like why does God hate me. I can't even uhhhh.
Maya-Bitch you're such a fuckin whurl

by kmb28 June 18, 2016

WHUR

Coding shorthand for "Won't hold up the review". Useful when you need to indicate quickly that you won't hold up a coding review.

Chad said he is confused by all these acronyms, but he WHUR.

by crocodirro August 26, 2016

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

by Where the frogs February 24, 2017