When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.
Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"
by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024
Get the Weaponized Incompetencemug. Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
by NitreBlue May 30, 2018
Get the Assault Weaponmug. CIA runs electronic harassment and NSA and Schriever AFB DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning, capability and DARPA implants and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you with plausible deniability.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
Get the Directed Energy Weaponmug. A distinctive device explicitly stated to be made to cause harm or death such as a adult human being or a large bore artillery piece or automotive vehicle under your private control
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
Get the Weaponmug. I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.
Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."
Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
Get the Weaponizingmug. The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"
Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)
Synonyms: Tool, Douche
Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed
Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)
Synonyms: Tool, Douche
Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed
by Please Kick Poop September 5, 2016
Get the Weaponmug. A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.
"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024
Get the corporate weaponmug.