italian lip wax

the act of cleaning your dick off of semen on the upper lip of man/woman/animal/yourself(if necessary)

I gave myself a great italian lip wax.

by PJCS2 November 28, 2009

Arse wax

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

by Bagpuss the nonce March 16, 2003

Wang Wax

when a man refuse to wash his swamp balls and a soapy substance forms and solidifies into nasty clump of dick cacoon

His junk was so nasty it hung from his taint like a bowling ball of wang wax

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Duck Wax

The sweaty slime that builds up around a males nut sack.

Brad: I need to take a shower man, I have major duck wax.
Girlfriend: OHHH SICK!
Brad: *giggles*

by Cannabeth November 13, 2011

wax on, wack off

Another way to say masturbate

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

by ShuffleIsScary July 7, 2018

Wetaskiwin wax seal

The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.

"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."

by Dosethouevenrectum October 6, 2023

Wax on, Wack off

When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.

Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO

by Canowoopass1970 August 26, 2022