Warm Balls

Someone who is a "stand up guy" has warm balls. The art of being a "man" (take charge, strong beliefs, tough in spirit, and action) yet warm and charming. Akin to testosterone charisma.

Have you met Jp? He has warm balls

by TheCofC September 6, 2010

Warm French Baguette

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.

French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011

by Kraptacular June 12, 2011

warm mug

when someone warm mugs, it's when you put your hand in your pants and cup your balls for a long time either for pleasure, for fun, or simply because it literally makes your hand warm. when you are warm mugging it feels like your grabbing a warm mug because it heats your hand, and the shape is very similar.

"dude get your hand out of your pants that's gross i don't want to see that!"- Sam
"nah bro i'm warm mugging it's awesome!"- Brandon
"oh my bad i'm gonna join you!"- Sam

by johnglenn69 September 23, 2016

Warm Milk

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.

by Das Milkman October 15, 2018

Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter

damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer

by billylongydongy December 2, 2019

warm blooded murder

noun - a type of murder where killing was nessecary, and done for the good of everyone, not your own hatred or desires. Less animalistic than most murders.

Little Timmy: "I don't know why, but everyone wanted Larry dead, and I was the only one with a gun. So I shot him."
Ugiene: "thats warm blooded murder...you leet monster."
Kyle: "Press 555 if you like me!!!!!!1111"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

the warm shoulder

To take a poop on a person's shoulder when they are feeling depressed or sodden in order to make them feel better.

I gave Jesse the warm shoulder because his girlfriend dumped him.

by Jesse James Fuckface November 9, 2009