Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.
My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.
by LuckyCow February 22, 2016
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Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
by BathtubBarracuda June 23, 2016
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Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.
"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021
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eagle vision

When a boy need a better look at a girl he will turn on his eagle vision
Damn that gir has a nice ass let me turn on eagle vision to get a better look
by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017
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meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.
Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol
by DoxInABox January 09, 2022
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.
Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision
by kyk93 November 24, 2021
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