Vönderlampt

A cat who is high on some fucking heavy crack cocaine

Cat :

Him :

Cat : Vönderlampt
Him : 😨😱

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

mexican vader

Beter than Han Cholo

Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.

by NotTheJewishTaxCollector June 1, 2017

Darth Vader

A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.

He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.

Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?

Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

by Plo_Koon March 7, 2020

Grace Vaanderwall

An indie singer that sings in cursive.

Wow. Grace Vaanderwall was singing in cursive in her new song.

by anonymous September 23, 2020

Dutch van der line

he always has a plan somehow, every time something bad happens, he just has a plan, oh and he is the leader of the Van Der Line gang

Arthur I, Dutch Van Der Line, have a plan

by big cockmgee August 22, 2021

emma van der zwaan

Emma van der Zwaan is the most kind, sexy, pretty and funny girl you will ever meet. She will make your entire day better, just by smiling.

Guy 1: do you know that girl over there?
Guy 2: yeah thats Emma van der Zwaan, she is amazing!

by aaaaImSad November 23, 2021

Sigma Van Der Linde

KILL YOURSELF SO THAT YOUR ENEMIES DONT HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SO.
KILL INNOCENT WOMEN

KILL YOUR OLD FRIEND FOR SPORT
MURDER DEFENSELESS POLICE OFFICERS.
#PLANILLIONARIEMINDSET #SIGMA #SIGMAMALE #PLAN

Dutch: I am a sigma male, john. Sigma Van Der Linde.
John: what, dutch?
Dutch: you are just a beta and a coward, john.
John: *cocks revolver*
Dutch: *jumps off cliff sigma-ly*

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 5, 2021