Unicycle

Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).

Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.

The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)

1.Upon seeing this unicycle, the man threw up and began fapping to the spectacle.

2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."

Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"

Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"

Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"

Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."

Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."

by Angel Bunny January 8, 2013

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 19, 2010

Space unicorn

A unicorn that lives among the stars. Space unicorns have large, beautiful wings and long flowing hair, they come in many colors.

"The gorgeous space unicorn fled into the milky way"

by St.George SK October 31, 2004

Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.

“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”

by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018

unicorn blood

any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.

John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?

Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying

John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.

Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level

by pornstar850 February 4, 2010

unicorn

Young girls that have three ways with couples (woman and a man)

Hubbie and I are still looking for our Unicorn..

by april February 16, 2004

Magic Unicorn

A very rare species of unicorn, that can only found and riden by a person who has required the mystical candy canes.

The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.

Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.

The magic unicorn flys so fast

I found the mystical candy canes, now I can get the magic unicorn!

by thesecretpersonthatrules January 7, 2009