Uncle Kevin

A beer beer swilling hell raising funny old man but is super lovable.

My uncle Kevin is the funniest uncle ever setting in his chair drinking beer .

by Bluish. brookport. town. Old. January 30, 2018

Fraping Uncle

a Uncle who will on a regular basis hack/take over a Niece or Nephew's facebook or twitter and post a silly status or tweet without them knowing or in more major cases hold them off while he does so long enough for his/her friends to see it

Like your night garden marathon? ;)

Fuck you saw fraping uncles post!

by Itonman January 13, 2011

the cool uncle

noun; a uncle who happens to be better then most people. possibly gets you a tattoo, dirt bikes, fishing, camping, and feeds you.

person one: hey whose max hanging out with?

Person two: oh that, the cool uncle phil. hes shredding some gnar with him.

by cardiacarrest November 15, 2013

my uncle

a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .

my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them

by skiddddddzzzzzzz October 20, 2020

Uncle Bad Touch

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004

Uncle Vic

Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".

by tradesman April 2, 2003