trout

A Ford lover

hay doods, i love my ford

by newb July 19, 2003

trout

Verb
'to trout'

To (figuratively) slap someone with a slimy, stinky, wet trout; to admonish jocularly. (Internet chat)

Infinitive
to trout

Third person singular
trouts

Simple past
trouted

Past participle
trouted

Present participle
trouting

Etymology:
Mid-80s BBS message boards, imitative of "thirty lashes with a wet noodle" only stinkier. Almost certainly from Monty Python's The Fish-Slapping Dance (1972), although the fish in that sketch was a halibut.

Source: Wiktionary

She got trouted for going off topic.

Everyone was trouting him for getting too silly.

by Carolyn C April 28, 2008

Trout

Trout is a term used to describe the most desireable part of a lady; The Gowl.

Jays I pulled the trout out of that young wan last nigh, she'll be walkin around like John Wayne all day ya whooooooooore nya.

by Suprergowl June 1, 2009

boneless brown trout

Terd, crap, shit, dump, log, poop

There are plenty of Boneless Brown Trout in that river!

by jonathon September 14, 2005

trout farm

a place, usually a bar/club, but can conceivably be anywhere that an unusually large number of good-looking women is concentrated. best when unexpected.

Oh my God, who knew that there would be so many hot moms at the fun fair at my kid's school-it was a freaking trout farm.
hot moms

by sheepdog1982 February 9, 2010

bitch slapping the trout

A hand job given by a women

Creep: Hey I can see you bitch slapping the trout in twenty minuets

by Pyro Supporter May 13, 2015

trout pout

Whn someone is in a mood and pulls the corners of their mouth down to look like a fish...... trout pout

Mary: Have you seen Ozzie, he looks well miserable!

Jacky: Yer, He's got a right trout pout on

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008