An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
Get the troy…mug. Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021
Get the Troy Tingzmug. The sexual act of double fisting your genitals after having sat on your hands long enough for them to lose feeling. (ie: “double stranger”)
Man, that chick ghosted me last night on tinder, so I just went home, made some tendies and had a Mé-Nage à Trois instead.
by Burtmcsquirt October 1, 2025
Get the Mé-Nage à Troismug. Troy is a fat cunt.
by Brodies mum October 8, 2020
Get the Troymug. When children or pets are in the presence of a Troy and all common sense or discipline flies out the window and they become spastic not listening or behaving
Oh sorry about our dogs behavior he went Troy dumb ..or I apologize about the loud noises , my kids went Troy dumb .
by Dirtyshirt tee October 24, 2022
Get the troy dumbmug. by pęńïś December 28, 2021
Get the toothbrush (troy)mug. by Kachow42069 December 8, 2019
Get the Troymug.