Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

sugar trout

Just... The worst of them all.

That girl doesn't even own a pair of heeleys. What a sugar trout!

by The_ford_life March 29, 2015

Trout Mouth

A female with tightly pursed lips. Usually attends functions primarily inundated with older rich men or younger studs.

"Me and my buddy Jon Schrodinger went to the Phoenix open last weekend fishing for Trout Mouth. He bagged a good one on the 16th hole."

by SapSucka March 29, 2025

Golden Trout

A redfish on someones hat, that swears up and down it's not a redfish.

Everyone loves Paul's Golden Trout hat.

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 18, 2022

peace trout

Peace out for us hillbilly Rebecca who live down out the beaver creek

Peace trout mat

by Hotchicas February 9, 2018