person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025
Get the straight trademug. A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.
"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021
Get the Bowley Trademug. Someone who is proficient in multiple skills. The Female version of “jack of of all trades”
Also referred to as “Naestro”
Also referred to as “Naestro”
by MRE16 September 12, 2023
Get the Nae of all tradesmug. Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do
by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024
Get the Bean trademug. a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.
To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.
doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.
in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.
remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.
doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.
in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.
remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:
Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.
Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.
Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
Get the Stop trading & Believe in somethingmug. You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025
Get the You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeñosmug. 