Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.

We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.

by Plees August 8, 2023

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

glue toot

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

by cheeseluvr171 June 16, 2016

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.

Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?

by gdad February 12, 2024

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018