aka Relay Points
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011
Get the Relationship Pointsmug. The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway October 20, 2012
Get the Suck Pointsmug. 1) A activity, event or anything else that was great, perfect, or just cool.
2) Meaning you got something in the butthole on the first try.
2) Meaning you got something in the butthole on the first try.
1) Q: yo did you go to the party last night?
A: yeah that jawn was on point!
2) A: I saw josh's new car, and that jawn was on point!
B: So you got it in the butthole on the first try?
A: fuck you !
A: yeah that jawn was on point!
2) A: I saw josh's new car, and that jawn was on point!
B: So you got it in the butthole on the first try?
A: fuck you !
by Rdubs April 16, 2013
Get the That jawn was on pointmug. Actions or speech given by a person (usually white) to impress/support black people in order to gain supportive credit from black people in return. Examples usually include speech that complements or reference to black culture in order to relate to them.
Brad: Hey Marcus! Did you see me at the Black Lives Matter protest yesterday?
Marcus: yeah man you were right in the middle of it!
Tre: Come on Marcus, you know he’s just trying to get black points.
Marcus: yeah man you were right in the middle of it!
Tre: Come on Marcus, you know he’s just trying to get black points.
by Supahhotfye69 October 17, 2020
Get the Black Pointsmug. A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.
Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!
by merp.. October 17, 2021
Get the points moonmug. It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018
Get the showing pointmug. The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.
It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.
by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013
Get the shitting pointmug.