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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Pork Smile

When you smile after consuming pork product like: Pulled Pork, Pork Knuckles(Golonka) or any kind of soft pork product. The usual result is some of the meat stuck between your teeth, hence when you smile you the meat is showing.
Oh man I hate some much pulled pork so now I have pork smile.
Oh Check Raf he must have eaten some pork knuckles because he has pork smile
by Golonka lover June 13, 2018
mugGet the Pork Smilemug.

New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork
How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry
by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018
mugGet the New porkmug.

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand
Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in
by Piplover September 4, 2016
mugGet the Pulling porkmug.

Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.
“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”
by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023
mugGet the Pork Horkingmug.

pork bunny

a burly woman who has an insatiable lust for policemen. known for having trains run

on them
cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."
mugGet the pork bunnymug.

Pork Knuckle

Dude fuck a camel toe did you see that pork knuckle
by anonymous December 17, 2017
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