Tinder Dick

noun - a penis popular among females, ages 18-35, seeking sexual and/or emotional gratification via mobile dating apps.

"Go fuck another tinder dick, slut!"
"Why don't you blow a tinder dick?"
"Wow, he takes amazing selfies. I bet he has tinder dick."

by darthsidious March 28, 2017

tanker

A person who goes out with fat girls

god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker

by qazxsw April 2, 2008

tanker

a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!

by j.g. February 12, 2003

Tinkerchink

A strikingly effeminate Asian gay man.

Guy 1: Did tinkerchink just flirt with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, he let me know how fabulous he was before he sashayed away!

by BearMike February 26, 2008

Tinkertash

Prepubescent shit 'stashe often seen on teenage boys or mexicans.

Marcy: John is so hip.

Ellen: I know and his tinkertash makes him look so mature.

by Rezface November 5, 2012

Tinkerbell Punch

When one punches a lady in the breast region. Often for reasons of malice and annoyance, and leading to a slight discomfort in the nipple area.

"Susan is such a bitch, she tinkerbell punched me the other day for calling her sister a slut. My nips hurt like hell!"

by Bdarnz May 5, 2014

tinkerbitty

An older woman, who likes to party. Collects random things such as rocks, doesn't have a job, and probably attended woodstock. Usually has a few tattoos, wears opals and turquoise jewelry. Listens to a lot of Beatles and has small feet and hands. Wears hair down or braided. Could be mistaken as a gypsy or a hippie.

Friend: Yo, your mom is so cool.
Me: Yeah, she's a tinkerbitty.

by a.wall86 March 13, 2016