A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.
Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"
Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"
Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"
by Teepea January 3, 2010
Get the Mexican Thong mug.Originally from Ronald (old Norse) which means "ruler's counselor;" Theron, in recent history, has become the little known derivative of "The Ron," a politically incorrect and often derogatory or offensive term.
Appearing in the 13th century Scotland, Ronald quickly became a popular name. Many affluent families began to pass down the name to their first born sons. By the mid 1800s Ronald (or Ron for short) had accrued notoriety, respect, and admiration as the majority of Ronalds had made themselves wildly successful.
Circa 1853 there came to be known a certain Ron who was a less than savory character. He had brought shame to his family and the subsequently disowned him. He immigrated to the United States of America to start anew. Ron was a scoundrel, a drunkard, and a bit of a philanderer. His friends began to name his terrible and often foreign actions after the man himself. Thus coining the term "The Ron." Hence forth he was only known as "The Ron."
He was much older when it was time for The Ron to pass down his family name. He had much regret for his behavior of old though the damage was done. Ronald was no more and there was only The Ron. With his gained respect for tradition he could not bring himself to bestow upon his son any other name than his. So in an effort to stay with tradition without handing off the shame, Theron was born and his son was Theron, as was his son, and his son.
Appearing in the 13th century Scotland, Ronald quickly became a popular name. Many affluent families began to pass down the name to their first born sons. By the mid 1800s Ronald (or Ron for short) had accrued notoriety, respect, and admiration as the majority of Ronalds had made themselves wildly successful.
Circa 1853 there came to be known a certain Ron who was a less than savory character. He had brought shame to his family and the subsequently disowned him. He immigrated to the United States of America to start anew. Ron was a scoundrel, a drunkard, and a bit of a philanderer. His friends began to name his terrible and often foreign actions after the man himself. Thus coining the term "The Ron." Hence forth he was only known as "The Ron."
He was much older when it was time for The Ron to pass down his family name. He had much regret for his behavior of old though the damage was done. Ronald was no more and there was only The Ron. With his gained respect for tradition he could not bring himself to bestow upon his son any other name than his. So in an effort to stay with tradition without handing off the shame, Theron was born and his son was Theron, as was his son, and his son.
Dude, I got The Ron at work today.
Dude, you're so behind the time. It's Theron now and that's not nice.
Dude, you're so behind the time. It's Theron now and that's not nice.
by Minky Stuffin March 4, 2011
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Game of Thrones is a game some cadets play when they visit the Colorado Springs mall restrooms to see who can suck off the most dicks or be sucked off the most.
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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damn Charlize Theron looked like a man in Monster and North Country. Imagine waking up to that in the morning!
by Marii Magician April 1, 2008
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Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
by Poor Theon May 13, 2013
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Get the thongs mug.what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.
Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.
by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005
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