Thirstgod

A person who wants to fuck every female he encounters

"Hey, how was work?"

"It was fine but I saw this girl with a huge ass.."
"Calm down you fucking thirstgod lookin ass bitch!"

by Thirrrst god April 27, 2019

thirst patrol

Out on the prowl looking for a hookup

Look at that guy wandering around the bar looking for strange, he’s on thirst patrol

by Sugar_Bear September 1, 2019

Thirst Date

Meeting somebody up for the first time on a date, typically from an online dating profile, with the intention of hooking up later.

“I went on a date with this guy from Hinge. We were at the bar for just an hour before we went back to his place to have sex. Definitely a Thirst Date!”

“I’m grabbing drinks with this girl from Tinder later. She told me her roommate is out of town and we can go back to her place later. Kinda sounds like a Thirst Date!”

by Trevor Davidson October 15, 2019

Thirsty

Eager or desperate for that ass

She's a thirsty girl and you're a tall glass of water

by Crazynugget November 18, 2019

Thirsty

Eager and/or desperate to seek attention via flirtatious methods.

Isaac Castillo was all over that doctor. Yeah he was thirsty AF.

by El Chancho October 31, 2019

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

thirsty firsty

Your best drinking buddy, your first call when you’re thirsty for the booze.

Opposite of ‘nasty lasty’

Imma getting wiv my thirsty firsty this Friday.

by Frogmella-bella February 29, 2020