A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
by Tommy & Timmy B May 03, 2021
n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.
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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.
Or a competent haematologist.
Or a competent haematologist.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019
A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.
by Gert Barr April 20, 2021
by Koko Cola August 31, 2022
It's someone who helps another person who has an eating disorder, to lose weight. They are fetishists most of the time, and will act predatory toward and fetishize girls with an eating disorder.
Sarah: I kinda want an ana coach
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
by d0llst4rz April 25, 2024
Coach naji from CSMS is kinda…😳😳😏😏😏😏😏
by unknown lolll September 05, 2021
Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch August 12, 2013