Van Dijk

To be the best defender in the whole world.

"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!

by BlazingZ January 14, 2019

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Van Linden

Professor sponsored by desigual who always screams. Her catchphrase, the famous "So Far So Good " became legendary through the ages. She also can't hold a mic during 10 minutes without let it fall
She is always coming with her bicycle. Finally, she is always smiling at you but at the end she is always fucked you up.

Look it is Van linden !!!

Run for your life

by Abbatlatyrannie December 15, 2022

kombi van

Isn't the Holden van a Combo? The Kombi van was made years ago by Volkswagen.

The Combo is the only Holden that i would call a piece of shit, what...with its 64 killowatt engine Holden should've known better.

by Holden kicks ass March 22, 2004

Burger van

something very dangerous (deadly)

oh god, that's a burger van! run!

by engine malfunction February 1, 2021

Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.

Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it

by freshpressedjustice21 February 12, 2021