Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
by Ibeh November 06, 2015
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The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022
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Techolm Syndrome

Pronounced; Tech-Home Syndrome

Stockholm syndrome;
...is a psychological state in which the victims of a kidnapping, or persons detained against their free will – prisoners – develop a relationship and acceptance of/with their captor(s).

Whereas, Techolm Syndrome is a common state most of us suffer from, where we genuinely do accept, and build up a tolerance for, the faults and unnecessary rituals of our modern technology.
Guy 1: What are you doing with your mobile phone?

Guy 2: Oh, it's a little weird, I have to lick the battery twice and rub the screen against my elbow, otherwise the call won't go through. I'm used to it.

Guy 1: Dude, you have Techolm Syndrome.
by Russell Bishop September 10, 2007
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Fawlty Syndrome

A curious phenomenon whereby an individual will find themselves (in) a job or profession, involving activities and duties contrary to their personalities and preferences - such as a hotelier who has no liking or even patience for people.
My kid's teacher seems to hate children! Fawlty Syndrome, who could explain it?
by Andy Sword February 16, 2011
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Fox Syndrome

Inability to commit to a new television show until after it's first season has aired.
I can't risk becoming involved with a new show just to have it cancelled after one season. I guess I'm suffering Fox Syndrome.
by elwaz February 11, 2010
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Debo Syndrome

A condition where one has too much money, so they tend to buy super expensive items which most people would only dream of having.
John has Debo Syndrome. He just bought a Lamborghini because he was bored.
by xBeat September 02, 2021
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Disney Syndrome

When people treat animals like people. They believe in the principle that animals belong caged inside apartments and homes when in fact this is no different than taking animals from their natural habitat and cage them no different than a zoo. This is in fact animal cruelty and the biggest enabler of animal trade. Disney has unintentionally taught this idea by creating movies in which animals speak fluently, plot plans, and heroically save everyone, and everything, including pray they in the real world eat or kill. A good example of this is Beauty and the Beast, in where a princess fucks around with a big hairy, muscular animal (that turns into human later...). Subliminally teaching it's okay to have sex with animals, ideally gorilla-like.
Melissa is so pretty, why is she on dating apps? She has the Disney syndrome, fairy tale priorities over men or starting a real family.
by biggyballz February 12, 2020
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