forced starfish

The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.

The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.

"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."

by Theris April 17, 2023

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Starfished

The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.

Oscar: “you guys haven’t been starfished? My girl did it to me last week, never been happier”

by magicben March 6, 2022

electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish

Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you

by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018

The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.

"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"

by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022