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patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011
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Herpes dick

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick
by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019
mugGet the Herpes dickmug.

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
mugGet the Vampire Herpesmug.

Herp Spray

a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes
Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty

Bruno- ya right!

Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye

Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!

Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.
by Dirty BJD January 9, 2012
mugGet the Herp Spraymug.

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.
Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.
by Ressel August 6, 2016
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Trump Herpes

1). Any individual or group of people that support and follow Donald Trump's beliefs blindly. People who follow Donald Trump conspiracy theories. 2). People of low emotional IQ. 3). Immature and childish when faced with loss.
The rioters at the US Capitol were comprised of Trump Herpes.
by Joy Lance January 8, 2021
mugGet the Trump Herpesmug.

Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
mugGet the Hobby Lobby Herpesmug.

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