(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.
Dude #2: Totally.
Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011
Get the patience herpesmug. by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019
Get the Herpes dickmug. by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Get the Vampire Herpesmug. a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes
Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty
Bruno- ya right!
Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye
Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!
Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.
Bruno- ya right!
Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye
Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!
Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.
by Dirty BJD January 9, 2012
Get the Herp Spraymug. by Ressel August 6, 2016
Get the Purple herpemug. 1). Any individual or group of people that support and follow Donald Trump's beliefs blindly. People who follow Donald Trump conspiracy theories. 2). People of low emotional IQ. 3). Immature and childish when faced with loss.
by Joy Lance January 8, 2021
Get the Trump Herpesmug. Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.
by Modeler October 15, 2020
Get the Hobby Lobby Herpesmug.