cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

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swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

by ridetheyak September 13, 2009

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cold skippy

Seriously cool. Better than just skippy.

That band was cold skippy!

by Wade Morefield April 6, 2006

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Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict

He went cold turkey

by Eekesteek August 2, 2018

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You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword

“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”

by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020

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Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

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