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Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon
Briget has salmonitis
by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019
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Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.
by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016
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Salmon

1. A fish that swims around in the sea and can be eaten I guess

2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .
1. "I caught a fish the other day, It was a salmon"

2. "Salmon makes funny jokes sometimes"
by Maxi the cool kid March 21, 2021
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Salmon Thighs

When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.
*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*

*gives salmon thighs*

Other person “wtf are you doing?”

You: “giving salmon thighs”

Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”

You: no that’s thunder thighs!
by MeshaSakuraLee March 7, 2022
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Salmon

1. A type of fish that you can eat.
2. A color that looks like the fish that you can eat.
"Would you like some salmon for your mom?"
"Salmon is great for culinary dishes"
by mystarias May 18, 2022
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Salmon

that kids a salmon, I agree his a weak gutted dog.
by The fish August 11, 2022
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Salmon

Someone who drives up and down a road repeatedly all day, with nothing better to do
Person 1:Is that the same car again?
Person 2:Yeah, that guy is such a salmon.
by 1333333333333333333337 October 20, 2010
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