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safe

its a condom
wear that safe to protect yo girl
by DaniLolGetRekt February 14, 2020
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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
mugGet the safe spacemug.

Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com
Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"
by FaultyShot December 8, 2023
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/safe

a tone indicator indicating that the thread, link, post, or profile is safe to view without the risk of unwanted imagery
Open this! /safe
by slweeb April 17, 2021
mugGet the /safemug.

Safe Space

a space for everyone to be content ,satisfied and happy.
my feminist friend is like 'we need a safe space' like bitch you already got the kitchen.
by Wicked Genius July 21, 2022
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Safe Racing

A State of being to safe to race your car or want lots of car lengths to race because you are to scared.
wanna race?" "Man i need like 10 an the hit from you" "WHAT!" Bring a safety belt because you are "SAFE Racing
by Moose59 July 16, 2010
mugGet the Safe Racingmug.

jiggle your safe

When one swirls another persons butthole with their finger
Damn bro it feels good when someone jiggle your safe!
by Awooly July 18, 2017
mugGet the jiggle your safemug.

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