painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 06, 2009

Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...

Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.

by Chubbs Lang March 06, 2010

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi November 29, 2015

Paint Bomb

Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.

At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.

by Paint Bomber October 02, 2010

paint job

to cum all over your lovers face

my chick was giving me head last night and then i gave her a paint job :

by nklhiufl676 October 23, 2007

Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.

1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.

by FPTop100 June 15, 2009

War Paint

after having intercourse you have menstrual blood on your face

getting menstrual blood on your face and having it look like war paint

by adadicktome August 11, 2011