mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008

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Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

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Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

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A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

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Mitch

One who always carries a weapon.He drinks and does drugs daily.doesn't have many friends because he is so hard to deal with.his honesy is bold and often makes people uncomfortable. He has potential to be a great father.Rarely does he have his priorities straight.He is educate,has a career.He refuses to date because he can't be faithful.Also very attractive,thoughtfull and generous.He tends to not give a fuck.

I'm headed over to Ryan's house to hangout with a Mitch.

by RyanPhiefier October 17, 2020

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