knot

the peacock is in a coma
until it is electroshocked
until then the pigeon prevails

watch me unfold my feathery fruit
tied down to a luscious knot

by Krkič May 2, 2019

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

Knot so caplin

Not and evil genius but rival. I noe who you where all along. To bad you have to hide what you are. I got off . still csn be friends you killer .

Your knot so caplin if you didn't keep a trinkets. A item to remember

by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019

Bro knot

1. A group of men who's genitals are tied together.
2. A group of men hugging.

Dude dont dance so close to me, i dont want to get intona "bro knot."

by Aspryin October 10, 2019

duce knot

When you gotta crap so bad it hurts and wont move

She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.

by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017

maleloon knot

The sphincter opening of the make anus.

He graciously tongue punched Robert's maleloon knot.

by Carcass203 April 18, 2016

balloon knot

It's your anus

I tapped that ho right in her balloon knot

by Knotty pine July 28, 2016