shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.

Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!

by poirotgrl July 21, 2019

pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 13, 2017

Bro knot

1. A group of men who's genitals are tied together.
2. A group of men hugging.

Dude dont dance so close to me, i dont want to get intona "bro knot."

by Aspryin October 10, 2019

Pull a knot

It means to hang your self. Aka commit suicide.

Person 1:Hah, I really could pull a knot rn. Person 2:Why? Person 1: I don’t want to be here…

by ScarTheDragon April 18, 2022

Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

Dill Knot

A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.

Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.

Holy shit, let's do the Gilroy Garlic Knot!

by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019