Red Goon

The devil's piss

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"

by shesparalytic October 26, 2018

goon rage

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of

goons came to chat and went on a goon rage

by clab420 October 27, 2023

prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline

Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.

by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023

aqua goon

"aqua goon", referring to a minion, of the player Aquadorix in N the jojo game.

This kid is an aqua goon, he's helping him.

by N Blacks July 19, 2023

Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021

Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “

“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “

by S8BG4L April 14, 2022

Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.

I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!

by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022