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Fail Post

Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.
"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"

"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."

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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"

"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
by Earwiggs February 2, 2009
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License Fail

A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...

...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.

Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?

Guy 2- Nah, what...?

Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009
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Casey-fail

To fail at something you prepared for, and you can never get it right. Or, simply to fail at anything and everything.
Wow he just Casey-failed so hard.
by that tennie guy August 13, 2010
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Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.
Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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fail light

To fail or lose at something that's very easy. Comes from Light Mode in DDR.
You got a 40% in Basic Counting to Ten! Way to fail light.
by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006
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meta fail

Man: You fale, bitch!
Girl: You misspelled fail. META FAIL!
by Fale April 1, 2009
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Fail Knight

A term used in the game World of Warcraft to describe a Death Knight, since there are so many of them that suck people write them off as being complete failures. You are bound to come across one that sucks.

Fail Knights are popular because they have the advantage of starting at level 55.
Paladin: This death knight rolled need on a shield.
Warlock: haha fail knight
by Puzu September 2, 2009
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