Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.

My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.

by Professional Racist February 2, 2022

20mm boys acme labs explosive device

Patented by the meth army to protect children under the mother son protection act in every home in Northern Ontario with uranium in center with 23,000 ft lbs and uranium or trinitite rods.

We got a 20mm boys acme labs explosive device 522 on Guelph terrorist justin trudeau

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.

Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.

by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016

dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.

Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.

by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014

Stellar explosion

A youtuber that is very funny and cool

Stellar explosion is so funny and cool

by Djdhdhfhfbfbjffjjskejntbykt June 26, 2020

cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.

Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!

by Eagleeye July 19, 2016

meaty explosion

When yo dick can't hold it in anymore and ya gotta nut

Tiffany: "he had such a meaty explosion Rachel!"

by FranShortForFrank May 6, 2016