oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"
by awesome pyjamas August 18, 2011
Get the credit cardmug. n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.
Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.
Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006
Get the credit cardmug. when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010
Get the card tardmug. A banned Yu-Gi-Oh card that when activated, changes all the elements of the opponent's active monsters to Mexican and his passport is now invalidated. Any Mexican monster is now banished.
by Brief Velkoz December 16, 2018
Get the Trump Cardmug. When a man fucks a girl from all five major races: black white Asian Indian and Latin. You need one of each race.
Bro: I have had sex wit a White chick a Mexican chick an Asian and now a black chick.
Other bro: all you need is an Indian chick and you got your International Card
Bro: HELL YES!!!!!!
Other bro: all you need is an Indian chick and you got your International Card
Bro: HELL YES!!!!!!
by Mr. Explorer April 6, 2010
Get the International Cardmug. the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.
the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
by magistratemanz December 1, 2010
Get the Middleman Cardmug. When a man (or woman), slides a credit card (or any object for that matter, I use my hands) through a woman's cleavage.
by Thornick August 21, 2013
Get the credit cardmug.