Common Sense

Basic logic that the majority of this planet lacks. (Ex, most booksmart people)

Wow, this is the smartest kid in my class. He can't even sharpen a pencil. He really lacks common sense. How will he even survive in the real world.

by fakename06 January 12, 2019

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024

Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021