bark

a really cool guy

i saw bark at the park today

by gfhyfhjgfyitftyidy April 13, 2021

Barking tree spider

Another word for NIGGER!

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

Bark

v. The process of a tree producing Bark.

I'm sorry, but I cannot be reached right now as my trees are barking.
The National Bark Act of 199π protects the trees' right to bark.

by G Lennon April 28, 2025

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022

bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.

Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?

by synurb May 15, 2022