the bases

1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex

Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases

by boominati.way July 14, 2018

Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.

In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement

by AronDC13 January 17, 2008

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

yeet the baby

where you take the baby and yeet the motherfucker

*girl is block fortnite*
Man: Bitch get out the way before I yeet the baby

by yoteus July 8, 2018

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

The Bachocalypse

The Mad Max-style wasteland that will become of the United States of America after the presidency of Michele Bachmann.

Lone Wanderer:"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"

by The Ultimate Hustler January 26, 2011