Aliens

You don't hear about a football team called the Aliens.

The last time you heard about a team called the Aliens was in a Super Nintendo game back in the early 90s.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Alien

Colloquial word used to describe someone who is so good at their craft that they cannot be from Earth. It us commonly used with athletes in GOAT conversations.

Michael Jordan is an alien. Did you see how he dominated the 1991 Finals.

by anonymous December 16, 2020

crazy as aliens

Really crazy, in a loopy, delusional sense. May derive from the sense of 'as crazy as someone who believes in aliens' i.e. to the extent of wearing tinfoil hats, or, less likely, someone who thinks as differently from a normal person as someone from another planet would.

"Why is Donna pacing in circles mumbling to herself?" "I dunno, the girl is as crazy as aliens."

by stellar760 October 8, 2013

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

alien isolation

A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.

alien isolation in VR would be awesome.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing March 5, 2025

Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

by Numerati November 12, 2023

Alienated

To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.

Joe: "I totally alienated her last night!"
Yuri: "Do me next, and do it hard!"

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019