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Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.
you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!
by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011
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Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.
Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit
by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021
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backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
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Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
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bullshit flip

the skating trick you "landed" like 5 times yesterday.A.K.A. the chavez flip
your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip
by Bill bob bo G. snizza d December 9, 2008
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Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.
I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!
by King Of Werd May 7, 2021
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