Throat Monkeys

The throw backs from your mouth from food or drink, into bottles or can drink.

I drank from my can and it had floaties in it when I had finished my mouthful. John commented when he picked it up to also drink from the can that it had bits of floaties on the drink. He said "it has Throat Monkeys ".

by Baby girl smurf June 14, 2017

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torque monkey

An erect penis.

After the party, I took her home and let my torque monkey loose in her vagina.

by Jarhead8120 May 08, 2017

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Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.

Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

by CookieLikeABookie January 05, 2023

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puddle monkey

A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe

I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet

by penaTRAYshawn July 16, 2020

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crass monkey

A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.

Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."

Four Loko and orange juice? That is one tasty crass monkey!

by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011

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