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Jewish Jack Shot

Taking a cup used for ashing cigarettes (or Ash tray) pouring a shot of Jack Daniels into it for a tasty treat.
Friend 1: Dare you to to take a Jewish Jack shot
Friend 2:what's it worth?
Friend 1: tenner
Friend 2: DEAL!
by Cheezybiscuit September 21, 2018
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jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.
I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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Jewish Bill Fold

When someone folds their money so that the small bills show, and hide the bigger bills on the inside of the fold.
I use the jewish bill fold so that people think i only have a few dollars.
by Thetruth59 August 31, 2013
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Jewish jack-knife

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.
1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."
by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004
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Jewish Nose job

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.
by The Jewish Teacher October 13, 2020
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jewish jesus taco

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013
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Jewish night out

Trying to have a good night out spending as little as possible. e.g. starting off drinking at home, then sneaking into a smart night club until admission is free! Ideal if one is living in the city centre so no taxi has to be taken after and no jacket is required (no cloakroom charges)
Ive spent only a tenner last nite. I sneaked in before 11pm and the drinks were cheap. Now that was a proper Jewish night out!
by nesa January 28, 2007
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